…or at least Abby’s editors give us that impression, by waiting until April 14 to print this:
DEAR ABBY: For Valentine’s Day I bought a dozen red roses and had them delivered to my girlfriend’s workplace. On her way home that evening, she made a stop at the grocery store and encountered a distraught young man near tears because he couldn’t afford to buy flowers for his girlfriend. She offered him money but he refused, so she gave him the roses I bought for her. (Abby, they had cost me more than $82!)The whole episode still has me upset. I know the roses were a gift and she had every right to do with them as she wished. But I think what she did was thoughtless and insensitive and didn’t take my feelings into consideration. She says I am narrow-minded because I don’t see it from her perspective. What do you think? — GRINCHED IN IOWA
DEAR GRINCHED: I can see how, having spent as much as you did for the roses, you could be upset. I can also see how your kindhearted girlfriend might have had pity on the guy and acted on impulse. While the roses were hers, she could have accomplished the same thing by giving him one or two of the roses to give to his girlfriend. However, if you care about this relationship, you’ll stop brooding and drop the matter.
Yikes! I know flowers are expensive, and I know prices are hugely inflated around Valentine’s Day, especially for your classic DRR. But I did not know that a dozen roses ever cost more than $82.
My first guess is that, like me, the girlfriend has (or had–I’m sure by now she’s been made well aware) no clue how much the flowers cost. It’s tricky, because she encountered this guy at the grocery store–she offers him money for, say, a $30 bouquet, and he refuses–so she gives him her fancy schmancy one. Kind of like offering your diamond ring to a guy who can’t afford CZ. A person who understood the difference–if only in market value–between the two would probably never do it. Sounds like, when it came to roses, the girlfriend didn’t.
If she’d known, she might have thought twice about giving away her boyfriend’s pricey gift. And if she’d known in advance that he was going to spend so much on flowers for her, she might have suggested a nice dinner out instead. I know I would have.
I have a sneaking suspicion that, given his resentment over this, no delighted reaction from her could possibly satisfy him. What if she’d forgotten them at work, or simply didn’t feel like hauling them home? What if she’d given one rose to every lonely co-worker without a Valentine’s Day date, keeping only one for herself? What if she’d dropped the bouquet, not in the hands of a stranger, but at a hospital or nursing home? What if she’d simply dropped it, in a puddle or in front of a bus? Or what if she’d brought them home, buds and vase intact, and simply shown lukewarm appreciation? Would any of these outcomes bring him any more satisfaction?
I sort of doubt it. Because he simply spent more than he should have–more than the entire situation was worth. For some men, $82 may be a small price to pay for 12 roses and a free pass on the weeks of punishment I’ve heard some women can inflict on their partners for failing to provide Valentine’s Day roses. Our letter writer has learned that for his $82, all he got was….12 roses. All that extra Valentine’s day baggage that justifies the huge price tag? His girlfriend doesn’t seem to have it. That’s a good thing.
So if it makes him happy to give her flowers, he should do it–but he should choose what to spend with the knowledge that at least one of the following is true:
- She’ll get the most happiness from his gift by sharing it with others
- She doesn’t distinguish between grocery store flowers and florist flowers
- All he’s guaranteed is that flowers will show up wherever he pays for them to be delivered. No guarantee on her reaction, what she does with the flowers, or how this reflects on him, in her eyes.
And as a final note…if you find that your girlfriend doesn’t swoon for red roses (and some do, I hear), put some effort into finding out what she does swoon for (lilies? Coach gloves? beer?). Red roses can say “I love you.” They can also say, “I haven’t bothered to figure out what you actually like.”