‘Tis the Season….

Christmas carols, misheard lyrics, puns, inane arguments submitted for Abby’s jurisdiction, and people who don’t know how to use Google:…..it’s the most wonderful time of the year!

DEAR ABBY: Please settle a disagreement I’m having with my boyfriend. In the song “Jingle Bells,” he insists the horse’s name is “Bob Tail.” However, I’m pretty sure it’s a description of the horse, as their tails used to be “bobbed,” or cut short.

Please understand my boyfriend is one of those guys who is “never wrong”! — JINGLE BELLE IN DALY CITY, CALIF.

DEAR JINGLE BELLE: Never wrong? Well, there’s always a first time. You happen to be 100 percent right. The lyric in the carol isn’t “Bob Tail,” it’s “bobtail.” The definition of the word is in Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary. (What may need some “bobbing” may be your boyfriend’s ego, and I hope you had some money “riding” on this.

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